If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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