This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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