marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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