i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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