my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Every concussion has its silver lining
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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