Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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