He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Send help, water and tortillas.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Do plants get herpes?
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