Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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