I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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