I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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