At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize