BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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