everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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