you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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