Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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