I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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