I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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