We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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