it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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