She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She bit a glass in half.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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