Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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You. Win. At. Life.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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