I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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