just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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