I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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