Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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