do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
my shit smells like andre
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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