kristin has been a bad kristin
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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