paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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