It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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