Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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