Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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