1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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