Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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