So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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