Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize