hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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