I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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