My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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