do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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