they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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