when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
