when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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