Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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