Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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