Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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