at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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