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say what?
wanna hang out?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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