So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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