dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays