Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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