is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Green mimosas i think yes
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.