He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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