The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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