I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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